Jesus & Guns

• Historical Jesus did not own a gun.
• Historical Jesus was against violence.
• Historical Jesus wouldn't give a shit if you capitalized 'he' when referring to 'him'.
• Historical Jesus was a leader, but he was not an asshole.
• Historical Jesus did not idolize the rich and powerful--he explicitly fought against their greed.
• Historical Jesus was a normal human. His mom was not magically impregnated.
• Historical Jesus would not take kindly to most people calling themselves Christians today.